I Hate Gwen Stefani
The face of evil?
For those of you who don't know, Gwen Stefani was the lead-girl of a band named No Doubt. They had 2 kick-ass mid-90's albums that mixed a hook-full mix of ska, funk, rock, and just a pretty cool schmorgisbord of alternative rock. After there first two records, they started increasing on the Andrew Scale of Suckiness. And I'll tell you why! Because of the harlot pictured above. She started gaining more and more creative control of the band, turning them into a generic new wave revival band. And as predicted by me a few years ago, she went solo. Her solo album is one smoldering pile of steaming dung that I wouldn't be caught dead listening too. Her song "Hollaback Girl" makes me want to vomit and on occasion gave me diarrhea.
What I really don't understand is the whole premise of the song. For the most part the lyrics are full of feminist bull-shit that no intelligent person would take as empowering or whatever the hell she's trying to do. Ok now the part of this song where it starts sucking is the very beginning. The same monotonous beat plays throughout the entire song putting its listeners into a semi-coma in hopes that they won't realize how much of a money grubbing tool she is. That part where it really gets out of control is when she starts shouting her chute about, and I quote, how "this shit is Bananas". Ok now, on most occasions I don't mind hearing about this wonderfully delicious fruit. But coming out of her mouth in this song is to much. And then she has the balls to actually spell out the word in the song. "B-A-N-A-N-A-S". Ok...So what are your trying to prove? That you know how to spell so your superior? Congratulations Gwen, Your a Tool